Ron Romanik 
Dan Jenkins shanks one into the Woods
Monday, November 24, 2014
By Ron Romanik


Dan Jenkins shanks one into the Woods: After a satirical fake interview with an imaginary Tiger appeared in Golf Digest, long-respected golf writer Dan Jenkins needs a mulligan in the worst way. If you missed the original article, I’ll save you time: Don’t bother. There’s just no getting around the fact that the fake interview is falls flat as satire, regardless of whether you think it is funny or not—or whether it rings true or not. Satire is tricky business, I concede, but it seldom works as mere character assassination.


More enjoyable reading, for the unnecessarily flamboyant prose, are Tiger’s written angry response, and the letter from his agent to Golf Digest. Ever defiant, Jenkins Tweeted on Nov. 18: "My next column for Tiger: defining parody and satire. I thought I let him off easy." Study those definitions carefully, Dan, because you’re still missing the point. If your goal was merely to insult a person, as your tweet confirms, then you succeeded. Next time, have a loftier goal.


Confucius says: Try to hit mulligan ball first.


In Case You Missed It: Rory duffed one the other day. In his defense, it looked like a slightly awkward stance and a wet lie. But Rory’s been digging his swing out of the dirt, judging by his calluses.


Obligatory Tiger comparison: Tiger dropkicked the ball once. Once. Probably only once. Ever. (Not counting his Dan Jenkins response.)


Which reminds me: The worst shot I ever saw on TV has to be a fairway wood shot by the notoriously gifted short game wizard Brad Faxon. From my memory, it was a three-wood shot off an uphill lie, and Faxon stone cold topped it, the first bounce a mere 30 yards ahead of the strike. No need to dwell on that, except that Faxon also fits into this week’s theme of self-righteous personalities.


Random observation: Who is left to carry the rebel torch of shoulder-length hair now that both Rickie Fowler and Charley Hoffman have gone "under the scissors"? And where’s that truth-to-power-spokesman Frank Lickliter when you need him? And how does a guy like Lickliter go 62-62 in the pressure-packed first two rounds of Q-School one year and fail to keep his card the next? A fickle game indeed.


Non-Golf Item Pointer: If you missed the Lenny Dykstra interview by 97.5’s Mike Missanelli earlier this year, do yourself a favor and click it. Lenny is quite open about his life and mistakes, but the most interesting parts are when explains how he approached the game with every possible angle scrutinized for exploitation. One of my favorite parts is when he explains how he made pitchers work for every out and extend the pitch count. As a leadoff hitter, this gives valuable information to your teammates right off the bat, so to speak, and, after all, Dykstra explains, "The first two strikes are yours."


Private Hole: Hole No. 11 at Philadelphia Country Club is a medium-length par-three of about 170 yards with a green that sits like an ornamental shelf in the hill behind it. The green is relatively flat, but relatively shallow, so positioning yourself below the hole is critical for a birdie chance. Trepidation on the tee comes mostly from judging the distance and picking the correct stick to land comfortably pin-high.


Public Hole: Another hole that plays much harder than the first perception from the tee is the par-three 4th hole at Cobbs Creek. The short, flat hole is fraught with peril, both physical and psychological. There’s something about the visual impression that makes committing to a shot feel too much like a guessing game.


Prediction Update I: No sooner did I remark that Bubba Watson is the most exciting golfer on Tour than he won the World Golf Championship in Shanghai in the most exciting fashion possible. Bubba holed a long, miracle eagle bunker shot to get into a playoff, then birdied the same hole a few minutes later to close it out.


Prediction update II: Michelle Wie is bringing it home. I predicted a breakout year for Wie back in February. With a U.S. Open win and a Rolex Annika Major Award under her white belt (or white sans-a-belt slacks), she’s in a virtual tie for the lead with Stacy Lewis for the women’s version of the FedEx Cup heading into the weekend of the LPGA Tour Championship.


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Ron Romanik is principal of the brand, packaging and PR consultancy Romanik Communications (, located in Elverson, PA. His full bio is here.

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USGA makes Hy Peskin photos available; LPGA’s colored balls
Friday, November 7, 2014
By Ron Romanik



For golf history buffs: The USGA Museum now has the "Hy Peskin Collection", where you can purchase Hogan’s one-iron follow-through at Merion for as little as $245. Other graceful follow-through pictures include Sam Snead, Barbara Womack, Mickey Wright, and, ahem, Arnold Palmer. Come to think of it... Did Arnie ever hold a follow-through?


What’s missing: Not all the golf pictures made the jump from the Hy Peskin website, and the only one left there is Hogan’s one-iron thumbnail, which links back to the USGA Museum site. One I wish they would put back up for sale is a picture taken about 10 minutes before the one-iron shot, as Hogan and Cary Middlecoff were strolling through the valley in front of the 17th green. Middlecoff is wiping sweat off his brow, visibly shaken on his way to a 79. Hogan’s demeanor is as steely and resolute as ever. Also missing from Hy Peskin’s site are tasteful glamour portraits of young ladies with no tops that were there last year. I guess that was all part of the USGA negotiations. The USGA Museum collection does, however, include two versions of "Sam Snead with Car." I believe it’s that stylish 1950 Nash Rambler, in case you were curious.


TIL (Today I Learned): Cary Middlecoff won more pro tournaments than anyone else in the 1950s. Also, his legs were of unequal length.


Going Deep: And because the 1950 U.S. Open was so epic, I point you toward a picture of the awards table that year, after the full-round playoff between Hogan, Lloyd Mangrum, and George Fazio. Lloyd Mangrum looks as dapper and as devil-may-care as ever, but his squint might belie his disappointment. What was bugging him was probably the bug he shooed away by picking up his ball on the 16th green, which earned him a two-stroke penalty when, at the time, he was only one stroke behind Hogan.


Because I can’t help myself: My Bubba Love continues despite his inexplicable and completely indefensible decision to pass on the long drive exhibition during the practice round of the PGA Championship. He’s still one of a shrinking number of players that is truly fun to watch. In the second round of the HSBC World Golf Championship overnight Thursday, Bubba hit a big, high cut out of the rough with fairway metal 250 yards to a green guarded by a creek in front, for an easy two-putt birdie. Who else can pull that off? Then, later, he chipped in twice in a row, once with a flopped sand wedge and once with a bumped fairway metal. And he nearly chipped in a third time in a row on 18 for an eagle. Bubba finished with five consecutive birdies for a 67.


Random observation of the week: Non-white golf balls are back. And yes, I begrudgingly approve. But the colors must be limited to the following: white, yellow, orange, pink, lime green, and purple. To be honest, I’m not so sure about purple. At one recent LPGA event, one threesome had three different color balls, and a few PGA players are even experimenting with impure hues. (Full Disclosure: I played orange ProStaffs in high school, and I might regret that, but I’m not sure.)


Word of the day: Polychromatic; adjective. Having multiple colors. Used in a sentence: Piet Mondrian paintings sure are polychromatic.


In medias rant: "...and if you’re going to wear Mondrian shorts on the golf course, pick the right color ball, for chrissakes. If you can’t find one to match, please just use basic white. It’s not as difficult as matching a white shade at the paint store, you know. All white golf balls are pretty much the same white..."


Prediction: David Duval will have a resurgence in 2015. I’m not sure why his 68 on Thursday in Jackson, Mississippi, gives me reason to believe, but he deserves some irrational hype—and hope—now and then.


Prediction II: Adam Scott will use his broomstick putter up to the last possible day, hour, minute, or second that he is allowed to use it. Or until they pry it from his cold, dead hands.


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Ron Romanik is principal of the brand, packaging and PR consultancy Romanik Communications (, located in Elverson, PA. His full bio is here.


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Public hole of the week No. 7 @ Reading CC 
Trump is a comedian, and let’s be done with Ted Bishop firing
Saturday, November 1, 2014
By Ron Romanik

Media topic you really don’t need to think about: The precise punishment that Ted Bishop deserves, after his Twitter catfight with Ian James Poulter. It was very unfortunate, he was justly fired, but now it’s time to move on already.


Speaking of attention seekers: Donald Trump claims  "TGCFKAPH" (The Golf Course Formerly Known as Pine Hill) rivals Pine Valley. He’s a comedian now; or maybe was all along. TGCFKAPF is a truly fabulous golf course, both challenging and fun—but c’mon. If that comment didn’t fuel your disgust for The Donald, you might want to check out the You’ve Been Trumped documentary, which details how he built his Scotland course with scant regard for local people, political offices, or ecosystems. The one redeeming thing about the movies is that it reminds one to re-watch Local Hero, a 1983 warm-hearted allegory of individuals protecting their community from invasive investors, also set in Scotland.


And while we’re talking movies: I feel guilty for not warning you about Seven Days in Utopia, which was showing in October on Golf Channel. The movie is an attempt at a warm-hearted golf parable starring Lucas Black and Robert Duvall. Lucas Black does a fine job as a golf pro, in a Mike Weir vein, but the proselytizing is heavy-handed. No matter how hard I try, I still can’t figure out why Robert Duvall signed up for this travesty.


In Medias Rant: "...and why is Matt Kuchar playing two of the first three events of the PGA Tour 2014-2015 season? Geez, Matt, you’re No. 9 in the world, give some guys a chance to make a living. If you need a little cash, it’s a good time to refinance your home and..."


Observation of the week: When you watch the "minor" tours, whether Euro, Web, or Asia, one can’t help but notice that the players are more fidgety in their behavior and less polished in their movement. Is it just because they’ve been playing longer at that level, or does conservation of motion and effort go hand-in-hand with golf success? A puzzler.


Word of the day: sangfroid (sang-fwah), noun; composure in the heat of competition.


In case you missed it:


Idle random thought: Isn’t everyone jealous of a guy named Jhonny Vegas. He has a pretty straightforward life philosophy, too: "...Always try your best, and be a happy guy."


Private Hole of the Week: Good straightaway, or "Freeway," par-four holes are often dismissed out of hand as boring, but they present unique challenges. For one, the drive is often awkward as there is less of a target and less of a suggested approach. The opening hole at Manufacturers Golf and CC is a great example of such an experience. The severely elevated tee with a prevailing crosswind adds substantially to the challenge of picking the shot to match the task at hand.


Public Hole of the Week: Another freeway hole with an elevated tee is the 7th at Reading Country Club. The best angel into the back-to-front sloped green is from the left side of the fairway, but a draw off the right edge of the fairway is the safe play. The tendency, however, is to not aim enough right, and end up in the left rough.


Just shh, Gary Player: Gary can fix Tiger in one hour.


ICYMI: Long drive competition between two pros...with putters.



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Ron Romanik is principal of the brand, packaging and PR consultancy Romanik Communications (, located in Elverson, PA. His full bio is here.

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Turtle Creek’s 18th Bausch Collection 
I’m supposed to discount Tom Watson’s 60-plus years?
Friday, October 17, 2014
By Ron Romanik

Media topic you really don’t need to think about: The FedEx Cup format. It’s an imperfect game, there’s no perfect solution—just let ’em play.


In Medias Rant: "...and I’m supposed to discount Watson’s 60-plus years of respecting the traditions of the game just because some whiny, spoiled kids are too afraid to trash-talk Phil and too lily-livered to speak on the record about..."


Word of the day: metanoia; noun; change in one's way of life resulting from penitence or spiritual conversion.


In case you missed it: Bill Murray talks some golf with Howard Stern, including his early caddying days. The non-golf parts are also excellent, with the comedy legend speaking openly about a few movies and the finer elements of his craft.


Private Hole of the Week: The long par-four 18th at Moselem Springs Golf Club. One of the great finishing holes in the region brings high drama to many amateur events held there, including the annual Hawley Quier Memorial. I’m usually "anti" water on finishing holes, but this is an undeniable classic, also overlooking the fact that out-of-bounds is almost absurdly close to the green on the right.


Public Hole of the Week: The par-five eighteenth at Turtle Creek Golf Club in Limerick, PA. Another water finishing hole, a pond guards the green. The thirds shot is often a pitching wedge off a downslope, which makes it dicey and fun.


Philly Insider: After birdieing the final hole at Turtle Creek, you might want to treat yourself to one of the awesome Prime Rib sandwiches at the Trappe Tavern just down the road (also a great place to watch some NFL).


Irony of the week: The slower you swing, the farther the ball goes.


"You Kids Get Off My Lawn" Comment: Golf in the Olympics? The Olympics...really, the Olympics? Do I even need to explain? (sigh)


Water Cooler Debate: Who is most to blame for bringing golf to the Olympics—Tom Meeks, Judge Elihu Smails, or Vladimir Putin? If this "experiment" lasts more than one Olympics, though, here are a few good ideas to fix it from Shane Ryan at Golf Digest.


Stats of the Week: Courtesy of Golf Digest’s year-end run-down, two mind-numbing putting stats. 1. Brian Stuard went 395 straight holes without a three-putt. Let that sink in. 2. Gary Woodland just finished his second straight season without missing a putt from inside of three feet. That’s 1,641 out of 1,641.


In case you missed it II: Rory McIlroy putts into a bunker. It’s forgivable—it was the Road Hole Bunker at St. Andrews.


In case you missed it III: Former Masters Champion Sandy Lyle wins the World Hickory Open.


Twitter: @RonMyPhillyGolf.


Ron Romanik is principal of the brand, packaging and PR consultancy Romanik Communications (, located in Elverson, PA. His full bio is here.


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10th at Merion (Bausch Collection) 
Azinger: I’m the only guy who can solve this
Saturday, October 4, 2014
By Ron Romanik

Sneak peek: Chambers Bay is next year’s U.S. Open site, so the USGA posted some stunning pictures of the course. The links course on Puget Sound near Seattle reminds one of the Kohler courses in Wisconsin—Whistling Straits and Blackwolf Run—which run along Lake Michigan. Designed by Robert Trent Jones II, Chambers Bay is also Audubon Certified Silver Signature Sanctuary Courses. A brief history of the course and a good definition of a "links" course is here.


Prediction: The 2015 season will start this coming Thursday at the Open at the Silverado Resort in Napa, CA. That beautiful location will hopefully lure some A-list talent, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if an earthquake aftershock affected the outcome, a la Danny Noonan’s final putt in Caddyshack?


Get-your-ego-in-check quote: "I think I’m the only guy that can solve this." (Paul Azinger in the New York Post)


Stat of the week: At the 2014 Ryder Cup, Europe had 110 birdies; USA, 78. That’s a blowout no matter how you slice it. But I’m sure "pods" is the answer. Just ask Phil and Zinger.


Water cooler debate: Phil Mickelson has a habit of airing out grievances publicly. The public seems to give him many verbal mulligans. Is it the "aw shucks" grin that makes him so endearing?


Word of the week: Inveterate; adjective, long-established, as a habit.


Lady golfer on the rise: Is she the women’s version of John Daly? No, she’s not a drinker and gambler, as far as we know, but she does have one of the longest swings you’ll ever see. She’s Sakura Yokomine, currently No. 44 in the Rolex Women's World Golf Rankings.


Media topic you really don’t need to think about: Rory. Anything Rory. His Twitter feed, wearing kilts, yadda yadda yadda. He’s a good kid. Just let him live his life for a spell.


Private hole of the week: The best short par-four in the region has to be No. 10 at Merion, a 300-yard dogleg left with a green that runs away. There are risk/reward calculations each step of the way no matter how you play it. The greatness of the design was evident at last year’s U.S. Open, where some players used five-iron off the tee, some used driver, and the rest used every other club in between those two. I’ll bet a few players even used a different club each day.


Public hole of the week: Another devilish short dogleg par-four in the region is No. 5 at Bella Vista Golf Club in Gilbertsville, PA. At just over 300 yards, a creek running across the hole forces a tough decision. Who wants to lay up with an eight-iron, after all? If you go bold, you’ll often end up one of the large, deep bunkers fronting the green. So swallow your pride, and pull the eight-iron.


Twitter: @RonMyPhillyGolf.


Ron Romanik is principal of the brand, packaging and PR consultancy Romanik Communications (, located in Elverson, PA. His full bio is here.


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14th at Rolling Green. There’s just no chance... 
Friday Flops and Fliers
Friday, September 26, 2014
By Ron Romanik

Prediction: Europe wins 15-13. Do I need reasons? If I do, then I’ll go with experience, vitality, and verve. And home field advantage. And they are better.


Media topic you really don’t need to think about: Rory and Graeme and their lawsuit. I fear it will come up once an hour on the telecasts. Yawn.


Word of the day: Omphaloskepsis – noun; contemplation of one's navel. Navel-gazing, used as a criticism, means overly self-absorbed focus on a topic. Example: "Media Wonders Why Media Over-Hypes Ryder Cup Rivalries."


In case you missed it: Michelle Wie won the prestigious, inaugural Annika Major Award.


In Medias Rant: "...and how can the first time an award is given already be Ôprestigious.’ Wie only played four rounds in two of the five majors! And five majors is an abomination to all that is natural and good..."


Private Hole of the Week: The 14th at Rolling Green (Bausch Collection/Rolling Green). One of the most intimidating tee shots on a par-three you’ll ever see. Uphill, an angled green, deep bunkers, and a steep drop-off on the right. It feels like your best shot will also need some luck to find the dance floor, and if you don’t hit the green, you’ll be lucky to make bogey.


Public Hole of the Week: The 15th at Galen Hall. More infamously known as "The Moat Hole," famed architect A.W. Tillinghast may have had a hand in this unique par-three. Also extremely intimidating, top amateurs in competition have been known to lay up for a better chance at par, on average.


Irony of the week: The less time you have, the more you get done.


"You Kids Get Off My Lawn" Comment: The Ryder Cup competition was established to promote sportsmanship and camaraderie. They should change the name. It now promotes gamesmanship and jingoism.


Stat of the Week: Billy Horschel was ranked 1st in putts from 15 to 20 feet for the 2014 season. In all other putting distance ranges, he ranked worse than 50th. Does not compute.


Water Cooler Debate: Michael Jordan caused the USA team to lose the last Ryder Cup, in Chicago. Because, in trying to get into Ian Poulter’s head, he managed to achieve the opposite of the intended result. Poulter’s defiant passion fueled the European team on to victory.


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Ron Romanik is principal of the brand, packaging and PR consultancy Romanik Communications (, located in Elverson, PA. His full bio is here.




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Ron Romanik 
What are your biases in golf?
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
By Ron Romanik


The last part of the season just flew by, with 16 days of competitive rounds in 25 days. That’s 64 percent of the days of the FedEx Cup in the heat of competition. It’s perfectly fine for football and hockey be battles of attrition—not golf.


But why is that a knee jerk reaction? Do I have latent biases that prevent objective reporting? Of course I do.


One of my biases that I’m getting over is the resistance to the rise of the golfer/athlete. Somehow, in a traditionalist’s mind, the delicate touch of a golfer would be inversely proportional to their brawn. This turns out to be not so true.

Regardless of what you think of the politics of Glenn Greenwald (bias: I admire constitutional lawyers who don’t pull punches) and the whole Edward Snowden affair, Mr. Greenwald has no qualms decrying the fake objectivity of "traditional" journalism. In fact, he posits, true objectivity is pretty much impossible. We all have biases, we all interpret events through our own lenses, so let’s put them on the table and be honest about it.


But, no matter how obvious a media outlet bias is, the tone of its "reporting" or opinionating can define the media conversation more broadly. I’m not sure what media conversations that Golf Digest is trying to introduce these days, but I guess all is right in the golf world again now that actual professional golfers are back on the cover of Golf Digest (bias: I feel betrayed by new magazine redesign).


Yes, Michelle Wie is on the cover, the epitome of golfer/athlete, and my pick, earlier this year, for having a breakout year (biases: Leadbetter fan and defender of the persecuted—I’m looking at you, Michael Bamberger). Wie was just recognized with the Rolex Annika Major Award for best performance across all five majors. If you didn’t know what that was, don’t worry—it’s new.


And another superfit golfer of note is Suzann Pettersen (bias: I love a woman who drops the F-bomb on live TV). I believe her best days are still ahead, and she had 10 top-10 finishes in 18 tournaments this year.


Speaking of athletes, javelin-thrower turned golfer Keegan Bradley (bias: Keegan is a cool name) has demonstrated that he’s no flash in the pan. If you get to spectate a PGA event next year, check out Keegan’s ball rainmaker ball flight. It’s impressive.


And Bernhard Langer (bias: my maternal grandfather was German; Mercedes-Benz; Altbier) was just unbelievable in the Senior Open Championship this summer. In case you missed it, Mr. Langer topped off his victory with whipped cream and cherry on top, with the classiest of finishes. On the impossibly hard and fast Royal Porthcawl Golf Club links in Wales, no one in the field had been able to get close to the 18th pin on the approach—even with a wedge in hand (bias: links-style golf is more fun to watch).


Already having lapped the field, there was no need for theatrics. Nevertheless, he hit a perfect 9-iron approach, landing just over a fairway bunker and releasing to about 20 feet from the pin. An eagle might have been too much to ask for, but a tap-in birdie seemed the right level of "I make this game look easy."


But I digress. Many have biases about Golf Channel personalities, and for good reason. There is much room for improvement, and sometimes a pretty face is just a pretty face. As for Brandel and Frank, my bias is in favor of first-hand expertise. For all their faults, they still bring a lot of knowledge to the table. Steve Flesch and Charlie Rymer, on the other hand, don’t seem to remember what playing professionally was like.


The Golf Channel dropped a few notches in my esteem when I was looking for wrap-up analysis of the Women's U.S. Open this summer—and found almost none. I imagine this was the result of some television network executive bickering, but disappointing nonetheless.


Which brings us to the golfer/athlete of the moment—Billy Horschel. His phenomenal performance of back-to-back wins and 12 consecutive rounds in the 60s was surely do in no small part to his fitness. So, the golfer/athlete is here to stay, especially if the FedEx Cup system survives the critics. Even Rory (bias: red hair like me/Ireland connection) is looking ripped these days (bias: he’s shorter than you think).


And let’s give Billy a pass on his loss of decorum when he did seven full Gator Chomps on the 18th green after his FedEx Cup win. Oh yes, my bias is clear on Horschel: My wife is a University of Florida alum. I deserve your sympathy, but for the grace of God go you. In our house, patriotism for your country plays second fiddle to allegiance to the Gator Nation. Chomp Chomp.


Ron Romanik is principal of the brand, marketing, and packaging consultancy Romanik Communications (, located in Elverson, PA. His full bio is here.


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